Reflection of the day - What if society suddenly changed, and everyone started telling nothing but the truth?
The truth: "Hello potential new boss. You have a creepy lopsided grin and I wouldn't trust my daughter anywhere near you, but I totally need a job."
The spoken: "I consider myself tolerant and I refrain from judging anyone."
The truth:"Why are you trying so hard to be sexy and alluring? Your attitude doesn't stop you from looking like a 12-year-old".
The spoken: "Yes, she's got quite a bubbly character".
The truth: "Jesus she looks like a fucking TOAD. An OBESE toad. How the hell is she married? How did she have kids? How did she convince her husband to do THAT?"
The spoken: "Hi Miss, you look great today! Have you lost weight?"
Overall Feeling: I'm quite happy today. I feel like everything is falling into place, finally. I'm kind of nostalgic - I miss last year from April onwards and I think I'm going to miss sixth form.
FML of the day - 'Today, I had a strange icon showing on my BlackBerry and I couldn't figure out what the hell it was. I looked everywhere online thinking something was wrong with my phone. Turns out I had a text message. I haven't gotten a message in so long that I forgot what getting one looked like. FML'
Song of the day - This reminds me of better days, and gives me shivers, and hope.
The spoken: "I consider myself tolerant and I refrain from judging anyone."
The truth:"Why are you trying so hard to be sexy and alluring? Your attitude doesn't stop you from looking like a 12-year-old".
The spoken: "Yes, she's got quite a bubbly character".
The truth: "Jesus she looks like a fucking TOAD. An OBESE toad. How the hell is she married? How did she have kids? How did she convince her husband to do THAT?"
The spoken: "Hi Miss, you look great today! Have you lost weight?"
Overall Feeling: I'm quite happy today. I feel like everything is falling into place, finally. I'm kind of nostalgic - I miss last year from April onwards and I think I'm going to miss sixth form.
FML of the day - 'Today, I had a strange icon showing on my BlackBerry and I couldn't figure out what the hell it was. I looked everywhere online thinking something was wrong with my phone. Turns out I had a text message. I haven't gotten a message in so long that I forgot what getting one looked like. FML'
Song of the day - This reminds me of better days, and gives me shivers, and hope.
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